Can Purell be used as lube?
Its about making memories worth repressing
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
i think it was just a coincidence but she literally vomited the second she saw my penis.
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
Made a vodka juice box out of a ziploc bag and a straw for when I drive. Doesn't count as an open beverage container anymore.
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
I mean, who hasn’t been fingered in there back of an Uber?
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