Dude, she's so old there's a chalk outline where her reproductive organs used to be.
It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
Hurry up. Some creepy guy with a "God is vengeful" flyer is asking where I wanna go most today. I think he's going to chop me into pieces.
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
On a serious note, don't let me forget to tell you about firecracker baseball. I'm glad I have my fingers. I had to count them.
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
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