apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
The make-up sex just reminded me why we broke up in the first place.
Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
We have so much sex to catch up on
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
I am going to piss jack daniels before daylight.
Daylight. It is daylight. Who will give you a ride back?
I hope no one. I want to walk and have a bus hit me.
He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
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