Good seeing you too. Don't worry, you didn't miss out on too much last night. We went to a place where there was supposed to be a wet t-shirt contest, but it was more like two ugly girls dancing around on stage in white shirts. Everyone just wanted them to leave so the band could keep playing
Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
After getting kicked out of the bar, you proceeded to McDonald's, ordered 30 nuggets, slammed them all back in 5 minutes and then stole 3 traffic cones...how you only got charged with drunk in public is beyond me.
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
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