I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
His ankle bracelet only gets in the way when I'm trying to take off his pants.
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
I think I have vodka in my lungs
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
He said he wanted to make me his Twinkie, "filled with his delicious cream." ABSOLUTELY 100% NO YOU MAY NOT REPEAT ****NOT**** GIVE HIM MY NUMBER EVER EVER EVER. Please confirm receipt and full comprehension of this message.
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
Hey, I'm just seeing how you're doing and letting you know I fucked your dad last night. Don't fuck with me.
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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