Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
You were telling me last night 101 proof was nothing and you needed 400 proof or better yet military or marine proof, because you're marine grade.... You rascal.
I'm puking in a turkey pan....
Took me 10 minutes of oral to finally get him hard for like 30 seconds of sex until he came and passed out. Def not worth the ROI.
Funny, 'cause his story is it went great. He faked passing out so he wouldn't have to do anything in return.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
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