just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
No more tipping the bathroom attendant with your phone.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
I just got carded by a ten year old.
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
You need to somehow incorporate the phrase "these hoes ain't loyal" into your best man speech.
I'm just sitting here drunk and eating peas because my life sucks
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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