i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
I saw him on the jumbotron, its like god doesnt want me to forget his tiny penis
I cleared a drunken path to my bed for you. If you hit clothes you've gone too far.
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
when my phone is in portrait view you can just assume i've been watching porn. that's the only thing i want to see in full view.
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
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