its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
4 people stoned, 3 boys I've slept with, 2 I gave chlamydia, and a partridge in a pear treeeeee
How festive
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
Happy hour crawl turned into power happy hour turned into tequila shots turned into I'm drunk in class on Cinco de Mayo at 7 am.
I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
Randomize
