he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
you started crying because you didn't get to wear your rainboots this week so i turned on the shower and let you jump around in it
youre the best friend ever
i never thought it was possible to fit gay, redneck and asian into the same sentence before i met you.
and this wasn't even the first one i'd hooked up with
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
Hey! I need booze. And penises. And a lot of mistakes that I will regret in the morning.
You declared that afternoon sex will be referred to as "wet naps" from now on
That moment that random you banged behind the bar is going to be your son's third grade teacher... yup I'm there.
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
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