therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
Pooping in your heated bathroom to the sound of rain and instrumental guitar might be the greatest experience ever.
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
Dear Andy-the problem is not that I slept with your girlfriend, it's that you didn't know she's a lesbian.
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