therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
I think I ripped my underwear last night doing drunk squats
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
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