I have to get up uber early tomorrow. Which is why I started drinking early today
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
Ended up passed out drunk in the neighbors lawn, still in costume. Neighbors thought I was a lawn decoration. Ten points for best Halloween ever.
i dont care if i have to wear a pillow case, there will be an open bar at my wedding
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
I screenshoted his dick pic the other day because it literally looked like a brontosaurus. Like that really tall dinosaur that eats grass. Like I wanna draw a face on it.
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
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