I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
doctor said mango vodka does not count as my daily servings of fruit. damn.
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
I don't care if there's a party or not. I just want to be half naked in a cape with a never-ending supply of alcohol within arm's length at all times. Make it happen.
4:37 am. You're wearing underwear and carpet skates. Borderline crying. You want to punch Morgan. Have not stopped singing Give Your Heart a Break.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
Just caught myself trying to make grilled cheese with the stove off. I think my dad knows I'm high.
Sometimes i wish my vagina automatically turned itself off when i'm legally drunk.
Guess it's not a good idea to try lighting a cigarette with my stove drunk, I burnt off half my bangs.
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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