can we get nightvision for the apartment?
We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
I made him say "i realize i'm cheating on my girlfriend" five times aloud before i would hook up with him. Somehow that has to lessen my bad karma
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
Last night you found an onion ring in your fries and then you started singing "A Moment like this"
You decided it was too difficult to walk down the stairs so you just rolled across his kitchen floor laughing like a maniac and trying to drink at the same time
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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