Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
well most of my day revolves around power hour
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
Heads up. We filled your kiddie pool with kool-aid and vodka. Things are about to get Out. Of. Hand. Quickly.
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
isn't that the guy who always buys you drinks?
yeah. i love a man who still buys me drinks after the bar cuts me off.
next time on intervention
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
My jeans are ripped and her glitter was all over me.. My walk of shame looked like I fucked a unicorn last night
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
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