So drunk its hurt
Remember that time i walked in on your friend taking a huge shit?
Remember that time you hooked up with him?
and everytime i fart i feel like in your heart, you can hear it
I'm sorry, but the way we fuck, they don't make condoms strong enough not to break
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
You demanded I give you a glass of water, so I set it down in front of you and you knock it over and roll in it..,
I wanted to be a dolphin.
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
I am mentally ready for anal.
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
I watched my wife kick balloons while wearing thigh highs. It's not a sentence you get to use too often
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