Buhtt sex?
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
HEY. That drawer full of booze in my dorm room also has aspirin and Tums in it. So don't tell me I don't care about health.
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
Yelling at the starbucks lady to write Beyoncé on my cup
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
They're the one who can profit the most when given the opportunity for blackmail.
At least that's how I've always seen it whenever I've been the Designated Driver.
That simultaneously explains everything and makes me very very terrified of you.
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
Let me get this straight. You stopped mid foreplay to shave your legs?
Um yeah. I wasn't about to shave them if nothing was happening. And I have HBO. It's not like he's the victim here.
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