He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
I just realized I consumed seven different types of alcohol this weekend. And I'm only counting jungle juice as one of those. How the fuck did I not die?
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
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