ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
Dude, just paid my sister in vicodin to go out and buy me a slushie.
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
Just walked by a girl saying to her friend "honestly you coulda given me any dude and I woulda fucked him"
You should've introduced yourself
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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