A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
Im sitting next to shitfaced santa at the cuse game. My plan to be on television is now flawless
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
I'm drinking whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
Don't judge me. If you're going to fall off a bed you might as well do it gracefully into a bag full of beer.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
Can I just say that you're probably one of my favorite people to have sex with and then eat hummus with at 3:45am?
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
Im showing up stoned and in sweatpants. Because that is where im at in life right now. Sorry not sorry.
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
Whats spookier? Halloween or waking up to a drunk text from your ex telling you how awesome you are at 2am
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