it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
You came in as I got off work, ordered us jack and cokes. Put them on my tab, and then proceeded to fall asleep on the bar.
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
I currently need breakfast in bed, morning sex, and a bourbon and diet coke. Make this happen
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
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