The only thing I want to hear out of a girl's mouth tonight is, "slurp".
Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
my mom found me this morning spread out like jesus sleeping on the living room floor. i had a piece of bread over my eyes to block the light out
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
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