hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
a drug dealer just gave me his business card. it had his face on it drinking a 40oz
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
I'm afraid to text her because most of the time she just replies with "cockblock."
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
You tried to get me to kick my booty call out at 3am by tempting me with a trip to ihop
In my defense, last night's hookup turned out to be my actual girlfriend. That's gotta count for something, right?
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
You were like a drunk and unconscious tickle me elmo.
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