And you kept hanging up and calling back because you thought I wasn't greeting you properly.
It's so hard to take my boss as an authorative figure with her New Moon movie tickets taped to her wall
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
I'm not really sure what went on in my mouth last night but right now it tastes like what I can only imagine is a mixture of astroglide and peanut butter. You hungry?
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
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