Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
My new dealer was watching Space Jam and eating ham off a frisbee when I went over. He's my new favorite person
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
Life achievement unlocked: I just ate a Slim Jim "Lady and the Tramp" style with a guy in a bar.
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
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