Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
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