so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
if masturbating while stoned isn't called "weed whacking" then i just don't know how to live my life anymore
I couldn't think of the word "bath" so instead I told him I was marinating in soapy water
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
