no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
I tripped over a vacuum cleaner and fell into a beer pyramid
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
I just hip-checked Santa and stole his cab.
Can we just agree for a moment that semen in your sinuses is the fucking worst?
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
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