I just saw someone marching around outside wearing only a loincloth, dragging a fuckton of sheet metal. Spring has Sprung.
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
Just did a relay race involving shotgunning beers, cannonballs and riding a blowup whale. Never want to leave vacation.
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
I wouldn't hesitate to give up my job to have regular bowel movements again
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
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