it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
I just drove by a church. On the sign out front was written 'crocodile cock'. On both sides.
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
I caught him with his head in the spinach bag this morning. He was laughing demonically saying, "i love spinach, yes I do."
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
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