The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
I GOT JUDGED BY A GUY WORKING AT THE LEAST CLASSY STRIP CLUB. Peeing isn't a right, it's a privilege.
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
I came in like 30 seconds, and my dog got to watch me take the walk of shame to the bathroom to clean up. All in all, not my best performance.
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
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