bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
note to self: do not snort crushed up caffeine pills in the bathroom by yourself when ur super shit faced, ur face will fucking hate you in the morning.
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
My mom just walked in on me naked taking a shit and packing a bowl...the only comment she makes is, she wants her Tupperware back after my pot's out of it. Best mom ever.
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
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