i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
Im mastering the way to pass gas silently.
Please don't tell anyone I peed on your wall.
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
i ordered 12 mcnuggets at mcdonalds and ended up getting 20. for free. miracles really do happen when your high.
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
My walk of shame was 2 miles of feathers flying off of me, underwear in hand, and a homeless man telling me he'd pray for me. It was gold medal worthy.
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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