Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
She carried my bag of puke down the aisle and the flight attendant wouldn't move the beverage cart so she put the puke bag in the flight attendant's face and said "I have a bag of sickness!" I've never seen a cart move that fast.
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
I am gathering blankets and bags of horse grain to pad my truck bed so I have a comfy place to crash when I get home, without the inconvenience of stairs. Or doors. Or walking. But with the refreshing scent of molasses.
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
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