My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
he thought i was a dude.
Yeah! I got cockblocked by the blizzard last night. Lost girl on way to my apartment. Not a joke
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
i officially have over $300 in my bank account. that's a year's worth of chipotle.
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
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