So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
If I don't wake up hungover in a ditch Monday morning I will consider my halloween a failure
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
Hey could you buy me 2 bottles of arbor mist? I'm trying to get laid tonight
Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
Your cat ate my taco.
. . . I don't have a cat?
It was laying in your bed. Now it's hunting for more tacos.
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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