Not a fireman, but good enough for last night.
But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
We're trying to make our wedding vows nice but meeting on OkCupid fucks that up entirely.
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
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