I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
When you're a bigshot ER surgeon and I'm a starving artist, I want you to remember who held your hair last night.
Also if i get drunk and start crying about the elephants you all have my permission to abandon me.
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
My aunt just dropped me off at the bar, handed me $50 and told me she'd pick me up later if I needed her to. I should've gotten my license suspended a long ass time ago lol
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
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