just checked my call log and realized that we talked for 3 mns. what did i say for that long?
pretty standard. you have fun last night?
apparently....what exactly does 'pretty standard' mean?
typical hot then cold, followed by a death threat.
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
I'm sittin in my Hawaiian shorts watching the office eating cold asparagus. wow do I suck when you're not here.
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
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