i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
i just found a bag of weed behind my capital one card. i guess that's what's in my wallet.
Puked in a cab. Passed out on my floor an my mom put a blanket over me. Home by 1045. I won shitshow trophy last night.
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
Getting drunk and throwing things at people isnt the same with you not here. Remember when you dislocated my elbow and then popped it back in in one motion?
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
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