I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
the cool security guard showed me the video clip of how i sat criss-cross-applesauce on the elevator for 20 minutes last night
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
I've hit an all time low of asking baristas what would go good with marshmallow vodka. I think I might hire one to party with all of us. To make hangover drinks
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
Dude you spent 20 minutes on the phone with dominos answering machine trying to order a pizza
Just specific performance'd my way into her pants. I literally said specific performance and that shit worked. Thanks B. Law!
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
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