if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
ran into someone who graduated hs with us while i was paying for booze in quarters. i love it when people from my past catch me in my classier moments.
So... My dad just saw the Plan B package and the beer cans in my backseat.
Oh its cool I'm sure he already knows you're a whore and an alcoholic.
I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
Lock the bathroom door next time you are going to masterbate with the shower head, okay?
I was just power-washing my vagina.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
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