careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
I closed that bar. Sang every Beatles song in the book. Made Somoan friends.
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
This is the way my sobriety ends: Not with a bang, but with a whimper.
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
My neighbor caught me peeing on his rose bushes at 2 in the morning while wearing my Santa hat. My sex appeal has never been higher.
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
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