I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
I got to work, greeted my staff, then went into the bathroom to throw up. Who hired me to run a business???
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
people at meijer look at you funny when you have 37 bottles of champagne in your cart.
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
You disappeared for an hour and showed back up with handfuls of bratwursts and yelled at my girlfriend that if she didn't eat them, that the nazis win
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
You BETTER NOT STEAL MY MOTHERFUCKING SQUIRREL
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
He motorboated me, gave me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
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