i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
You dont remember anything at all? So you dont remember the shop down my road with the 'TO LET' sign over it? You were adamant that the 'I' had fallen off and that it used to say TOILET...so you took a shit right there in the doorway.
my shit smells like andre
Shes in the fridge organizing my beer collection. I love having a girlfriend with OCD
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
Helped an old lady on crutches throw away her mcdonalds, carried her stuff to the car and helped her get in...most productive cinco de mayo hands down
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
When I met you, I was just like "who the fuck is this drunk chick throwing up on my bed?" But I'm glad we're friends now
The beauty of getting kicked out of college again is I can fuck my professor's brains out and she can't get fired now
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
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