we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
vaguely remember the bartender stopping me outside last night so he could pull the duct tape out of my hair
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
He was dressed as ron burgundy and his pickup line was "dont worry, i wont make you jump in a bear pit."
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
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