Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
thus making me awesome and them whores
Did you know Kal Penn works at the white house? That's almost white castle.
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
Everytime I come home this stoned I masturbate in the shower for that long, its like my lonely ritual. Accept me.
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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