I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
I wonder if she thought to herself "I'm gonna sleep with that guy tonight" when she watched me puke on the bar at 3 in the afternoon?
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
Someone sitting next to me at this football game is totally eating chicken nuggets out of his pocket and drinking four loko. I wanna be him.
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