I used a physics textbook to prop her up so she wouldn't choke on her vomit...see I have learned something from statics class.
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
Seriously babe, why do I keep waking up with bruises on my nipples? WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO ME IN MY SLEEP?
Actually, scratch that, I'm not sure I want to know.
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
I'm sorry I couldn't bail you out, apparenty they dont take credit cards over the phone. Did you at least make any friends in jail?
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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