I just saw a pregnant woman with a cigarette and a beer walking into the Larry the Cable Guy show. I'm glad my taxes are paying her medical expenses.
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
That dude you fucked three years ago just won Jeopardy
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
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