we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
What am I supposed to say? "Hi new uncle in law once I tried cocaine in Mexico and every once in a while i motorboat strangers. so happy to be a part of your family"
Just walked by a girl saying to her friend "honestly you coulda given me any dude and I woulda fucked him"
You should've introduced yourself
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
Randomize
